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trashholmes:

makochantachibanana:

pernicious-fallen-angel:

oh my god

LEMON SCENTED

ENOUGH

trashholmes:

makochantachibanana:

pernicious-fallen-angel:

oh my god

LEMON SCENTED

ENOUGH

titytwochainz:

white person voice: this apple juice is too spicy

a-sylveon:

bae: Come over

me: I can’t

bae: I’m signing a contract

me: image

420sugoi:

everything happens for a reason

420sugoi:

everything happens for a reason

sinning-is-winning:

IM FUCKING DYINg

sinning-is-winning:

IM FUCKING DYINg

picklespickleyama:

bronzebasilisk:

fan-troll:

lord-kitschener:

jimblespage:

jolys:

caterjunes:

spiffymuffin:

yunghau5:

3dboyfriends:

smashbrethren:

prostheticknowledge:

Dildo Generator

Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a “Extrusion/Revolution Generator” ….

Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).

Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here

the time is now

hell yeah

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ah yes, the ol rolling pin dilda

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it’s called the purple ramjet

which end do you start with? the answer is yours to decide

shove a vase up your ass

not even jesus could save yall motherfuckers’ souls

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i call it the matterhorn

cackling just continues to get louder as I scroll through

i think this is the first time an internet community has discovered something customizable and adamantly refused to make penises

alienpapacy:

initiating MAXIMUM OVERBIRD

alienpapacy:

initiating MAXIMUM OVERBIRD

aphkugelmugel:

seeing untagged porn on your dash

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"ohhh gurl ya nasty"

"nun"

"nun"

barebackinq:

Me: Mom I don’t think I am getting any better, I still feel sick…

Mom:image

Me: Mom the soup really isn’t helping

Mom:

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